Homeschool!? Part 2

Yesterday I blogged about what the woman next to me getting a pedicure had to say about homeschool. I also wanted to mention what her pedicurist had to say. I actually had never come across such a question before and was actually dumbfounded as to what to respond.

She first asked who taught my kids, like if I brought in a teacher. I thought that was pretty cute. She then asked about how the state makes sure my children are learning. I told her that, for Hawaii, I have to submit a test or report once a year and the kids must be tested three times during their school years.

She asked, "Well, how do they know you aren't cheating for them on the tests?"

I just didn't know what to say. I guess I don't know how they ensure I'm not cheating for them.

Then, that afternoon, during my deeply pensive episode of floor steaming, I thought about her question. What kind of parent would cheat on all the tests to make it look like their child was educated? I don't hate my children! My goal is not to raise ignorant members of society! I would have to be insane to keep my children with me ALL day, EVERYDAY under the guise of "homeschool" and cheat on all tests and reports!

Granted, I have seen the news clips on parents who "unschool," that does look crazy. But, to be fair, I don't know anyone who uses that method so I cannot say more than that it doesn't look quite right.

So, other than looking like a weirdo who hates her children, Stevie and I had a really fun time at the nail salon yesterday!